THE ALIEN'S GUIDE TO EARTH

Why would anyone be foolhardy enough to want to visit the "Prison Planet" or the "Garbage Heap of this Sector of the Universe" as Earth is popularly known? Well, there'll always be beings who are just plain curious and of course those who simply don't believe all the bizarre things they've heard about "life" on Earth. This Guide is for these unwary souls.

You've heard the wild stories and you've probably thought that no "civilization" could be that messed up and so deeply steeped in ignorance and not even know it. Well, be prepared to suspend your disbelief because everything in this Guide - no matter how far-fetched it may seem - is all completely verified as true!

Note that I'm not saying that all on Earth is bad or that everyone is crazy - there are indeed some who are enlightened. It's just that they don't have a big enough voice yet and so mainly the insanities prevail. Let's hope it's not always so!