THE ALIEN'S GUIDE TO EARTH

BIZARRE BELIEFS

They think with their brains!

Pity the poor creatures! Most humans are apparently in complete amnesia as to who they are. They ride around in their bodies and believe that they are merely a collection of muscles, nerves, and fluids! They even describe themselves as a bunch of chemicals. They are sure that thoughts originate in the brain from chemical reactions! It doesn't seem to occur to them that they're still having thoughts even when they're separate from their bodies. Forgotten is awareness of their true selves and their native powers. In such a state no wonder they behave so irrationally!

Unfortunately this leads to the outrageous practice of drugging people to handle emotions and change behaviour. Can you believe it? Completely inside-out approach. And such damage and confusion result.

Scientists actually think they can recreate a person physically, emotionally, and spiritually in a computer device of ten terabytes! Much effort and resources go into such research; this particular project is called "Soul Catcher"...........interesting title!

And cloning and surgical experimentations create huge public fuss about the ethics of duplicating a human. How silly can one get! Pretending that a being is a brain is as true as saying a person is just a piece of meat. All cloning does is duplicate a body - not a being! They actually think that if they create a duplicate body, the "personality" and all its characteristics will be the same. They apparently haven't noticed that twins who have identical bodies and identical DNA do not have identical personalities or characterisics - duh! Now they're starting to get upset about the fact that someone has figured out how to transplant a human head onto a different body. All because they don't realize that the brain is merely a switchboard and a neuron shock absorber and is only the communications system between the spirit and his body.

What of the mind? Does Earth science understand the simplicity of this picture-taking file system? Have they even defined it? Apparently not. Earth's so-called specialists in this area have failed miserably. Those in the mental "health" field are in such confusion and have no understanding whatsoever. All they can do is label things. The tragedy is that they have fooled a great many Earthlings into believing that they have some expertise. Such nonsense. Fortunately their lies are starting to be found out.

(Editor's Note: As you probably know, Earth psychiatry was finally outlawed in 2029).

Humans and their brain theories! They get terribly confused when they find that one of the greatest French geniuses had a brain the size of a walnut and some of the largest brains have been measured in lunatics. Recently they felt that they had to cut out half of a particular child's brain and they expected that he would be very much a vegetable afterwards. Imagine their surprise when he turned out to be just as bright and active and having only half a brain didn't seem to bother him at all. Instead of realizing the obvious, they finally "rationalised" that "this proves the amazing ability of the brain to adapt to new circumstances."!

And the spirit? Recent trends at taking a new look at this fundamental indicate a reality check in this area. There is perhaps hope yet for the species!