" A guy walks into a bar, and says, " Lay it on me fat man, gimme a cup a' coffee!! " bar tender says, "It's on the house," confused look on customers face, " What do you mean, I called you fat?" "I know! You're a brave man calling ME fat!" And the bar tender then reaches over and punches the customer in the face! That is the shortened version, I think the long one is a bit too long. Do you get it??? heh heh, bad, I know.