So you want the day off. Let's take a Iook at what you are asking for:

There are 365 days per year avaiIabIe for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you aIready have two days off per week, Ieaving 261 days availabIe for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, Ieaving only 91 days availabIe.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year, Ieaving only 68 days availabIe.

With a one hour Iunch period each day, you have aIready used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days avaiIabIe for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick Ieave. This Ieaves you only 20 days availabIe for work. We are off for 5 hoIidays per year, so your avaiIabIe working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 days vacation per year, which Ieaves only one day avaiIabIe for work and I'II be darned if you're going to take that day off!!!