

Humor, local and across the Net

Student Bloopers
The History of the World according to real student bloopers -- hilarious!

The Stress Diet
What to eat if you have a stressful day

Examples of unclear writing
Sentences taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in application for support

Excuses
A list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Alburquerque Public School System by parents of students

1994's Most Bizarre Suicide
The Alien's Guide to Earth. A mysterious artifact
discovered in the ruins Beyond Cybertown in 2079.
A view of life on Earth in the 1990's written by an
alien observer

Men and Women: The Differences
There really are differences, you know

Find-The-Spam
Warning -- this one is tough!

Ask Mr. Bad Advice!
Guaranteed bad advice -- what more could you ask?

...and now for something completely different
Good collection of funny links

Snapshots The Cartoon
Jason Love, Cybertown's featured cartoonist

Web-a-toons
Unique Web-specific cartoons

You'd like the day off, eh?
Let's see what you're asking for...

Malaprops, mixed metaphors, Spoonerisms, etc
List that beats the cake

The Dilbert Zone
Scott Adams Home Page with lots of Dilbert cartoons and other amusing stuff

Procrastinator's Creed
Visit this site sometime or other

HOW TO RITE RITE
Grammar Lessens

HOW TO WRITE GOOD
More good writting lessens

HOW TO WRITE RAP
It works!

How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
How to use various programming languages to do this

Felix's Humor Compendium
Great collection of funny articles including a list of signs from around the world.
"In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.", for example

Insurance Reports
Claims seen on insurance reports

Actual Newspaper Headlines
Very funny

Shakespearean Insult Server
Get insulted by the Master

The Rules
A survival guide for men
NOTE: This item was originally balanced by 2 other items on this page called "Dumb Men Jokes" and "Ways to Be a Man", but last time we checked, both the pages led nowhere and various searches couldn't unearth them so we had to remove those links. The 2 items about women on this page were chosen because the women we tested them on found them funny. The whole point was not to offend women but to show the ridiculousness of sexism (from either sex). If anyone can point us to any good "male-bashing" humor, we'll re-balance the page.

The Real Rules
A response from a woman

Monty Python Home Page
Excellent Python site

AM News Headlines 
A daily recap of real news items, some big, some just interesting, with
tongue-in-cheek headlines

Caught in the Web
Colonist Pam Gibson's excellent Monty Python links

What She Really Means
A step forward in understanding the female persuasion